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Elyssa Friedland
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Jackpot Summer
The Most Likely Club
Last Summer at the Golden Hotel
The Floating Feldmans
The Intermission
Love and miss Communication
The Museum of Lost Teeth
First Street
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Elyssa Friedland
Bio
Books
Jackpot Summer
The Most Likely Club
Last Summer at the Golden Hotel
The Floating Feldmans
The Intermission
Love and miss Communication
The Museum of Lost Teeth
First Street
Book Club Kits
Events
Press
Other Writing
Editing Services
Contact
Bio
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Jackpot Summer
The Most Likely Club
Last Summer at the Golden Hotel
The Floating Feldmans
The Intermission
Love and miss Communication
The Museum of Lost Teeth
First Street
Book Club Kits
Events
Press
Other Writing
Editing Services
Contact
1Feldman, David, M.D. aka the GrandpaAge: 72.Residence: Great Neck, New York.Special requests: None.Interests: Rest.
2Feldman, Annette aka the GrandmaAge: 69.Residence: Great Neck, New York.Special requests: (1) Low-sodium, high-fiber food for David Feldman. (2) Feldman and Connelly parties must be seated together at every meal. (3) Feldman and Connelly cabins should be near each other.Interests: Family. Knitting. Mah-jongg. Entertaining.
4Connelly, Mitchell aka the Son-in-LawAge: 47.Residence: Sacramento, California.Special requests: Couples massage billed to separate account for myself and Elise Feldman-Connelly.Interests: Writing. Reading. My family. Comedy.
7Feldman-Connelly, Elise aka the DaughterAge: 44. Sacramento, California.Special requests: Make sure my family has fun. Are there boutiques on board and are traveler’s checks accepted?Interests: Finding rare objects. Collecting. Gift selection.
6Kuznetsov, Natasha aka the GirlfriendAge: 29.Residence: Aspen, Colorado.Special requests: Is there Wi-Fi? If no Wi-Fi in room, how do I get Wi-Fi? Please be in touch with me regarding Wi-Fi.Interests: Yoga. Getting a tan. Relaxing. Getting to know my boyfriend’s family.
5Feldman, Frederick aka the SonAge: 48.Residence: Aspen, Colorado.Special requests: Please transfer from standard stateroom to Deluxe Royal Suite on separate deck away from rest of Feldman and Connelly parties and bill the difference to my account. Put flowers in room with card for Natasha Kuznetsov. Deliver a tray of cookies and candy to room of Darius and Rachel Connelly and sign “From Uncle Freddy” along with gift cards to use in the arcade and at the teen pool.Interests: Depends what is legal in international waters. Kidding! In earnest, surviving this trip.
Connelly, Darius aka the GrandsonAge: 17.Residence: Sacramento, California.Special requests: None.Interests: Boarding. None.
Connelly, Rachel aka the GranddaughterAge: 19.Residence: Stanford, California.Special requests: Can the spin bike be reserved?Interests: Spinning. Not being forced into the teen club.

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